Monday, October 1, 2007

A note to my diet...

Allow me to start first with an introduction: South Beach meet Central Alabama.
South Beach, I promise to return to you very soon. You truly have been a most accomodating diet, one that has already yeilded a satisfactory amount of weight loss in such a short amount of time, but due to the fact that I am emotional right now, I am going to head back to the land of Chicken Fried Chicken and biscuits smothered in glorious gravy. You see those cheesy things right there? Those are potatoes, and while they wreak terrible havoc on my body, I must have them.
I know that this must be painful, and that the sheer beauty of Central Alabama must be particularly hurtful, but I will be back tomorrow, rest assured.
Thanks for being so sweet...or not. Whatever. Thanks.
Gayle

8 comments:

Kathleen aka Coffee Mom said...

Dang Gayle, I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at that picture! Sure does look good though. I wonder if the kids would like bacon and eggs for dinner tonight?

Amber said...

LOL!!! you are too funny! I think I just gained 5 lbs from coming over here though;)


God Bless,
Amber

Caroline said...

No carbs in good southern comfort food....

Gayle said...

Oh Great! Now I'm hungry!

Sorry to hear about your beloved puppy. Hope the carbs help.

javamamma said...

Enjoy your splurge!

Sherry said...

LOL Gayle. I'm with you! Give me a plate of THAT!

Sherry

Cindy said...

THAT is the kind of diet to go on! Forget South Beach.

Halfmoon Girl said...

Looks good to me too! Yes, losing my toe nails hurt very much! I never before realized how much my kids literally step on my toes! They had me hunched over the shopping cart with watering eyes a couple of times during the most tender period of the whole idea.